"Words are..."

"of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."
- Rudyard Kipling

Hey there, welcome to my little corner of the Internet. It's my space where I can babble on about God knows what and no one can shut me up. Free speech is beautiful, isn't it? I can go on and on and on and on and on without end about me, my life, my stuff. This thing certainly feeds your ego.

If your reading this, you obviously haven't got a life. Who would spend their time finding out what goes through somebody elses head? Isn't that certainly a waste of time? Hey, you could be using the past few minutes to finish that award-winning novel that you've been planning to write. You could be finding the cure for the common cold. You could be doing homework (gasp) or intellectually stimulating your mind. But no. You're here reading the inanity that is my blog. I laugh at your pitifulness.

But I shouldn't be one to talk seeing as how I'm the one writing all this up. Well, I suppose my blog needs a nifty little opening post before I get into my actual writing. So I guess this is where I put all the warning signs.

WARNING: Reading this blog may cause dizziniess, headache, confusion, naseua, hyperventilation, and random bursts into songs from cheesy musicals. None of these symptoms are fatal but can cause damage to your brain and take your IQ down a notch.

I just though it was fair to let you know.

Yeah, I also wanted to tell you this: I don't promise to be entertaining. I don't promise to be funny. I don't promise to be politically-correct or even to make any amount of sense. I can only promise you what's in my title. An amazed and strange little person recording what goes on in the little grey matter in my head. It's good enough, right?

Now go and finish that novel.